Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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