he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
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