its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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