So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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