Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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