Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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