Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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