therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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