your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
