So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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