the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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