Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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