just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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