I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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