Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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