I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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