He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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