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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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