Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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