No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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