yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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