Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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