I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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