HIV tests are more positive than that guy
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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