dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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