So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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