i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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