Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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