he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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