Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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