Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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