i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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