butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
We're like a lot better than the average bears
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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