so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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