Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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