Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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