When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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