mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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