but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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