batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I smell stomach acid.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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