It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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