my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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