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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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