Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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