yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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