Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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