Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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