my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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