Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Everclear isn't food dammit
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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