he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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