why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
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My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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