How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize