I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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