well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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