did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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