i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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