***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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