My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
did i walk over a car last night?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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