If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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